school nurse be like
one day this kid accidentally inhaled a small amount of chlorine gas in the chemistry lab and he was coughing and everything because lung spasms so our teacher sent him to the nurse and when he came back he was like
Fuck, yeah we do! That shit’s a given…….. It’ll be the last Spring Break of our fucking lives, so…. We gots to live it the fuck up, dude.
Dude…. Don’t say that… That’s scary as fuck
i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
when one of your friends says something shitty and offensive out of nowhere